Thank goodness, my fingernails are chewed short, otherwise I’d look like I got into a fight with a couple of cats and LOST. I’ve got a tube of Cortaid in one hand. The other hand is scratching away, like an old mangy dog.
Seriously, I have NO idea what is wrong with me. I thought it might be the new bottle of soap I got at Costco. It’s Neutrogena brand, possibly I’m allergic to an ingredient used in it’s making, or maybe even my detergent. I checked and I didn’t buy the clear brand. It was a lavender fragrance.
However, my HEAD is also itching. I KNOW I didn’t put detergent, nor body wash on my head. Surely, I’m not turning into the bubble kid. I’ve been working out. Am I, all the sudden, allergic to my sweat?
Tuesday night, I was itching so incredibly bad, I am sure other students in Italian class were happy to be sitting away from me. I was using my black ball point pen. I’d unclick the ink and and scrape with the metal tubing. Arms, legs, then back. One time I forgot to unclick the pen and had black marks all up and down my arm. How embarrassing!
Sometimes, there are tiny bumps, like really small ant bites, but mostly nothing at all. Just bright red squares of skin, irritated by fingers clawing it. I even woke up digging at my back in my sleep.
I thought, at first, it might be dry skin. I bought some Aveeno intense body cream. You know what? It hasn’t helped either. Twelve bucks down the drain.
My last resort is Benadryl, and I do mean last. Benadryl turns me into a monster. Seriously, like my mother when we were little and she’d wake up from her nap. Angry, crazy-eyed, and on the war path. (shudder)
I wish I could say the itching was isolated to a certain place, but it’s not. Just today, here is how it went. Woke up with my lower back itching. Then, my arms were itching. Since I’ve been at my desk, my arm, left hand, left ear, right inner elbow, left side neck, and right side head have been on fire. It stings they itch so bad.
Do you feel like you have bugs crawling on you? Poison ivy? Ants in your pants? I do. I need some major itchy owie or a day in an oatmeal bath.
So, don’t mind me, apparently I’m allergic to AIR. At least typing keeps my fingers busy.
If you have secret remedies, please share. I am about five seconds away from checking myself into the funny farm.